After that it was pretty much "So long. Buh-buh bye bye!
Updated to add: Oh snap! She also had a track featured in the movie that made fall in love with Parker Posey, fall in lust with Guillermo Diaz (with hair!) and briefly entertain the idea of an education in Information Sciences, "Party Girl."
*The only Plushie I'm interested in is Mr. Schwartz, mainly for SFW stories like this one (Bad Pooh!). So there's no need of calling
What is the one word that perfectly describes your day today?
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(Because least night's word was . . . inebriated. One of M's friend had a birthday party. Supposedly it was a 70's theme party and oddly enough it was held in office building. The 70's ambiance was somewhat lacking. So something ticked in my head (and my head alone) and turned into my own private Dunder-Mifflin-- G'burg Branch party and I let loose with the silliness. Heading into the party, I think I was I still on
Runner'sArm Shaker's high from a three hours of Mario & Sonic at the Olympics because I was acting goofy before the alcohol kicked in and got progressively goofier as the night wore on. Apparently mynadirhighlight of the night was pulling a party drape from the wall and doing a solo Paso Doble routine on the abandon dance floor set to the tune of "YMCA." My knees were immeditely aching from the twisting and swirling but my back felt it when I woke around eight this morning. I tried watching Condeleeza and seeing if we were on the verge Cold War II: Apocalyptic Boogaloo but I fell back asleep,and woke up around one only to hear that I was in rare form last night.)
Ran across article on washingtonpost.com about passive-agressivepansy.com NiceCritic. It's site that send helpful messages" that takes the sting out of what you want really want to say ("Dude, ain't no question to whether you're working with balls or vajajay because I can clearly see your veiny mangerines. You gone go sterile in those tight ass shorts!") and allows you say it more tactfully ("Your pants are a little tight today.") with added perk of saying it anonymously. So you know, I've got the use this Weapon of Mass Distraction for the purpose of evil. Fun evil. Not evil evil.
I've already sent a message to my happily single and happily childless co-worker to tell her, "Stories about your kids aren't interesting as they used to be." I'm contemplating launching a few anonymous messages and starting a civil war in [redacted] Department for making me come in on sick day and sort out their ever changing ticketing reservations.
When it comes administering real criticism, I think I'll keep handling it the way I always have. The healthy way! Keep on swallowing it down and wait patiently for the day I either stroke out, kirk out, or feel the urge to write a strongly worded blog post which the offending party will never read.
Share one of your favorite quotes.
"I don't know what he's packing, balls or vajayjay, but he needs to work that out. I ain't got no babies, ain't nobody sucking on my tittties, so please, man up." -- Terri from Project Runway expressing her dissatisfaction with her project partner's tentativeness on last night's episode.
I'd made plans to sneak over to China and adopt Lin Hao (just as long as I could convince Yao Ming to come along with us), but now I feel compelled to rescue young Yang Peyi, the Martha Wash of the Bejing Olympics.. Although her voice was good enough, her looks weren't good enough for certain Chinese officials. So they pulled her from the opening cermony and some little hussy other girl lip-sych to her track. Totalitarianism and religous suppression? Eh. Triflling with a little seven year-old's self-esteem? HOW DARE THEY!!!!
In spite of all of my love for Jake, when I heard he was cast as titular prince in the film adaptation of the video game Prince of Persia: The Sands of Times, I thought he was a total miscast. Hell, couldn't they have poached someone of actual Persian descent from a 24 casting call and give him something to play other that Disturbingly Handsome Terrorist 202. Of course, seeing Jake decked out as Datsan has given me reason to pause and reconsider my initial objections. Mmmmm . . . multicultural insensitivity-- no it still kinda sucks.
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